Cristiano Ronaldo Succumbs To Saudi Religious Police

RELIGIONS NEWS AGENCY (REDNA) – Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest facial hair adventure in Saudi Arabia has football fans buzzing and fashion critics scratching their heads.

The 39-year-old Portuguese billion-dollar star is now sporting a rugged stubble that’s a sharp pivot from his usually immaculate look.

One could joke that the local religious police had a word with him about blending in more by growing a beard, but in reality, Ronaldo’s new facial fuzz is likely just a clever ruse to snag some extra headlines for story-starved media like DMARGE.

Perhaps the timing is purely seasonal. With summer in Ibiza rolling in, Ronaldo might just be looking to switch things up. A new look for the new season—classic Cristiano, keeping us guessing while staying in the spotlight.

Rest assured, the Saudi religious police had no hand in this. It’s all Cristiano, playing the game he knows best—keeping the world talking about him, on and off the field.